Okay,so we all know who Pinocchio is correct? For those of us who don’t, he is the long nosed prick who can’t lie or his nose will grow.My question is what if Pinocchio said “My nose will now grow”? I mean he is technically lying but the nose will have to grow so that makes it the truth. My question is can we harvest the effects of this magic schnozz and if so,how damaging will the effects be to society?Could it perhaps be used as a self reliant power source that would have massive consequences if the power were to leak?Perhaps worse than Chernoby. Was this series of events what led up to the Big Bang which created our universe?(fuck you flat earth anti

vaccine anti evolution Christians)Will this event be what ends our known universe?Leave your opinions below fans of Cthulhu,Allah awaits.